Last Week, I Drove Through Montana.
This week, I drove through Mississippi.
In between and around, I drove through Wyoming, Idaho, Colorado, Kansas (God help me, Wichita blows and Russell, isn't that where Bob Dole is buried?), Oklahoma, Arkansas, Tennessee, Louisiana, Alabama, and finally to Florida.
I've never been so happy to see a palm tree in all my life.
And not one Confederate flag the entire trip. So that's gotta count for something.
Feels good to be back. Until my hair starts to frizz. Then I'll start b*tching about that.
And I don't want to drive anywhere again until sometime next year. Come see me instead!
Going for a dip in the pool, peeps. Believe it!
posted by kate @ 10:27 PM
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3 Comments:
Glad to see you back on the job.
Ah - pools are Ok, but lakes are way better. We swim in big, I mean big lakes.
Good luck, Kate, I hope you find peace.
Although a public appearance is due to all your fans, we wait with bated breath and hope you got the giant fruit basket delivered by Mons Venus strippers. The fruit is for Marc. The strippers are for you. Ah the jealousy once they realize your boobs were covered by insurance. Expect Michael Moore to object.
Welcome back my friend. Please tell me cocktails and dinner are in order. I've got a good friend named Stephanie Raguso who can babysit.
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