While I Was Away Enjoying Reasons Why Teddy Roosevelt Would Throw Up on Modern Republicans...

I almost overlooked the fact that:

- Sex and the City was so much fun. My girls and I had good seats because seeing the film in ChristLand, where sex is sinful, has its advantages.

- the end of flag football brought with it parting gifts like children's stories and gift cards from Focus on the Family.

- it's too damn cold here.


- in order for Charlie Crist to seriously be considered for McCain's VP, he *must* immediately fall in love with an available female and decide quickly to spend the rest of his life with her. And there are neocon nitwits who actually fall for this sh*t?

- unnamed sources within the Clinton camp spread it around that she's interested in being VP, then Obama's unnamed sources tell her to take a hike, then an "official" of the Clinton campaign says she didn't want it anyway. What exactly does she want?


- a giant confederate flag flying over Tampa, plus the whole Charlie Crist thing, reminds me that as much as I miss Florida, no place is perfect.

I almost overlooked these things, but then my stepfather, Chase, and your emails brought me back to the game. Thanks peeps.