Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Beer Used to be Served in a Bucket?

Paris Hilton never made me laugh before. Not on purpose I mean.

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8 Comments:

At 8/06/2008, Blogger NB said...

Who knew that she could actually do anything other than party and strut.

I wondered how many takes it took for her to get through her "solution."

This made me laugh out loud.

"I'll see you at the debates, bitches!"

Best political line all year...

 
At 8/06/2008, Blogger superdave524 said...

Got to say, I like the energy policy...

 
At 8/06/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree superdave, her energy policy made sense....go figure...

 
At 8/06/2008, Blogger John in IL said...

I've always liked Paris Hilton (imagine that) and her solution is right on target. The funny thing is her mom was more upset over the McCain ad than the sex tape.

 
At 8/06/2008, Blogger Mr. Matt said...

oh, i gotta see this McInsane ad. Where do I get a copy? Hey wait a second, do we really have a pres. candidate that referenced Paris Hilton in a campaign ad? Wow, our country must be getting borderline sucky (wow, back off I'm McKidding!)

 
At 8/06/2008, Blogger John in IL said...

I know. That's nearly as insane as suggesting that if we only inflated our tires more we wouldn't need to import oil!

 
At 8/07/2008, Blogger Brass Bowl said...

The only problems with her energy policy is that it won't work. By the time the oil from new drilling starts to have an effect, the car companies will have electric cars on the market. Several auto makers will present them in 2010.

 
At 8/07/2008, Blogger John in IL said...

brass bowl,
There is no way we will break our "addiction" to oil anytime soon.

Chevy's "electric" car, the Volt (which is slated to come out in 2010), has both an electric and gasoline motor. You will supposedly be able to go around forty miles a day on the charge from the battery alone, but it then uses gasoline to help charge the battery (the opposite of what a Prius does). Also you are assuming that everyone will want or be able to afford an electric car. Hell, I'd take a free Prius right now but it doesn't make economic sense for me to buy one, even with $4.00 gas. I don't drive much so my pickup with its shitty gas mileage costs me less to drive per mile than a new Prius would after figuring in the price paid for the vehicle.

And you are forgetting the many other uses of oil that won't be leaving us anytime soon like jet fuel, natural gas and kerosene. Add to that the other non fuel things we make out of oil like plastic and asphalt and Paris' plan makes total sense.

 

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