Who is the Clarion Fund and What Are They Doing in my Mailbox?

Oh right. Dad's a registered Republican.

Great.

So this reactionary movie arrives - Obsession, Radical Islam's War Against the West - in the mail and I'm immediately suspicious. I ask around and hear Glenn Beck thinks it's one of the most important films of all time.

I almost throw it away when a friend tells me that people who can think and breathe with their mouths closed aren't just throwing this nonsense away.

They're writing "No thanks warmongers!" on the front and sticking it back in the mailbox.

Works for me.