Don't Worry About Sarah

I mean, come on, she's the most popular Halloween costume this year.


I might wear Sarah's mask when chaperoning the kids up and down the street. 'Cause I want to be all hot like her. And my neighbors love her so maybe I'll get action AND candy.

But what about when she and grandpa lose the election? They better not blame the woman.

Again, no worries.

She'll be fine. She'll be just fine.

It was dishonest, cynical men who put forward a clueless young woman for national office, hoping to juice up the ticket, hoping she could skate through two months of chaperoned campaigning, but the truth emerges: The lady is talking freely about matters she has never thought about. The American people have an ear for B.S. They can tell when someone's mouth is moving and the clutch is not engaged. When she said, "One thing that Americans do at this time, also, though, is let's commit ourselves just every day, American people, Joe Six-Pack, hockey moms across the nation, I think we need to band together and say never again. Never will we be exploited and taken advantage of again by those who are managing our money and loaning us these dollars," people smelled gas.

And as long as she stays out of the White House, maybe the rest of us will be fine, too.