Friends Don't Let Friends Drink When John McCain Says "Friends"

The only thing that made last night tolerable was the online conversation over at The Political Whore where it started strong and then derailed into smutty sex talk.

I know. Big fan.

Check out our elitist and mindblowing discourse and then answer the really important question of the night according to Wayne: Who won the "Hitting on Kate" contest?

I'm going with Wade. Although I can't help but wonder about Civics 101 and his wide girth...