I Get the Best Emails - Ongoing

A woman contacted me and I'm bummed because I accidentally deleted her email.

This about sums it up, though - she's pissed.

Lady with Too Much Time on her Hands read my nonsense about Tiny Angry Man and wants to set the record straight. Let's see if I can remember the highlights. She wants me to know that -

1) Todd Schnitt is a *nice* guy who often pays people out of his own pocket.

2) Jabberjaw was fired *as a joke* and she should have come to work the next day. Schnitt apparently fires people all the time. He's a hoot that way. Once even fired himself. So she should not have taken it seriously. Stupid Jabberjaw.

3) I'm a hypocrite for liking Bubba the Love Sponge because Bubba hates women and says awful things about their boobies. Katie = bad feminist.

The lady who sent me the email asked me not to publish her name because it could ruin her career.

If I promise not to reveal your true identity - coughrondastormscough - will you continue sending me emails?

Fingers crossed.