Romance with Republicans

For $4281 per person, you can take your sweetheart on a romantic cruise for Valentine's Day and share your "pressing thoughts" with those who have done so much to set back, err, I mean, *advance* the conservative movement.

I bet Tommy Tancredo would love to get all up in my pressing thoughts.

Yes, folks, laugh at the unfortunate among us and sail the high seas in the one of the globe's worst polluters. If that doesn't sound like right-wing fun, I don't know what does.

I'd love to go but I'll be busy that weekend foreclosing on my house.