Tuesday, November 25, 2008

How 'Bout Them Apples?

Nana made great decorations. She'd attend Lighthouse for the Blind workshops and come home with items that continue to make us smile, more than ten years after her death.

These two pilgrims are two such creations.




At first glance, they are lovely and oh so innocent. Mr. and Mrs. Pilgrim out to gather some items for a Thanksgiving feast.

Look closer and they don't seem so innocent after all. Check out Mr. Pilgrim. What does it look like he's showing you?



"How 'bout them apples?"

Now check out Mrs. Pilgrim. What do you think she's saying?



"His apples got me in this situation."

It's in their eyes.

Their eyes are freaking me out. I'm seeing them in my dreams. Stop looking at me!

...maybe you need a few glasses of wine to see the horny and pregnant pilgrims for what they are.

Either way, if you listen closely, you can hear Nana laughing. I told you. Her decorations continue to make us smile.

1 Comments:

At 11/25/2008, Blogger John in IL said...

Dirty Nana. Dirty, dirty Nana.

And if my balls ever looked liked that, I'd be worried too.

I think it is the eyelashes that are freaking you out. Pilgrims didn't have mascara (although the Indians shared their eyeliner).

 

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