Friday, November 21, 2008

Kill Baby Kill

Doesn't this make you want to have a slice?

Governor Sarah Palin continues to entertain...watch her pardon one turkey while others are slaughtered right behind her.



Yummy.

"But at least this was fun..."

10 Comments:

At 11/21/2008, Blogger Not a Granny said...

Oh boy, she really gives women a bad name.

 
At 11/21/2008, Blogger Johnny Fonts said...

She doesn't give women a bad name as-so-much George W. Bush a run for his money in the ineptitude category. I can't even imagine what is next.

 
At 11/22/2008, Blogger kate said...

I know where you're going with this, John...If they aren't vegetarians, then to get upset with this is hypocritical.

Am I close?

Maybe they are meat eaters who eat organically fed turkeys who are then killed humanely?

It could happen...

If this clip turns anyone on to alternatives to this kind of unhealthy, inhumane nonsense, then it wouldn't have been in vain.

 
At 11/22/2008, Blogger QuakerJono said...

While I don't give a whit one way or t'other about Sarah Plain And Tall's fascination for slaughteriffic backgrounds, I'm also not sure one can predicate a charge of hypocrisy on being offended by it.

It's actually rather poetic and metaphorical. Slaughter going on behind her back while Plain and Tall is utterly oblivious and busy "politiking".

The thing is, just because one eats meat doesn't mean one gives up the right to express outrage at the methods used to get it or be irked when those methods are writ large across the T.V.. This doesn't make you hypocritical, it makes you more humane.

 
At 11/22/2008, Blogger John in IL said...

just because one eats meat doesn't mean one gives up the right to express outrage at the methods used to get it or be irked when those methods are writ large across the T.V.

Mary, please. How will your turkey be killed? Do you even know? Sarah Palin knows (or she would if she turned around).

 
At 11/22/2008, Blogger QuakerJono said...

"Mary, please. How will your turkey be killed? Do you even know? "

Um, bitch...it is bitch, isn't it? Bitch, I grew up on a farm and will bet dollars to doughnuts that I've wrung the necks of more chickens and slaughtered more cows than you've had hot dinners. So, um, yah, bitch, I do know exactly where my turkey's coming from. It's coming from my cousin's farm. He's going to kill it.

In the conservatory.

With the lead pipe.

Would you like to know what it's last meal was? How about if it prayed as it walked down the hall with the chaplain by its side and the guard yelling out, "Dead Turkey Walking!" I'll ask him and see if it all went Mary, Queen Of Scotts, and took a whole bunch of whacking to sever the head. Would you like more specifics or are we both on the same page as to how ludicrous that question was to begin with?

So, bitch, basically, the next time you feel something squishy in your boot and you dump it out only to realize it's a bit of offal from the hog you helped slaughter earlier that day, you come whine to me about hypocrisy. Until then, in the words of Kathy Griffin, "Suck it!"

Have a Happy Thanksgiving, bitch, regardless of what you choose to put in your mouth and how it impacts your sociopolitical ideology!

(I can't BELIEVE you pulled that argument on me.)

 
At 11/23/2008, Blogger John in IL said...

and you said "dollars to donuts".

 
At 11/23/2008, Blogger QuakerJono said...

You're right, I do need to drink more. I'm really dehydrated this weekend for some inexplicable reason...

And yes, I did say dollars to doughnuts. In fact, I just said it again.

 
At 11/24/2008, Blogger Unknown said...

I think I love QJ even more now that he readily admits that he's choked quite a few chickens. I have too. Matter of fact, I'm going to go rub one out now.

 
At 11/24/2008, Blogger Johnny Fonts said...

"To NaG and JPF. Are you both vegetarians?"

I find this question hilarious in how it was going to be set up and framed. I must have some humanitarian streak or vegan streak or hypocritical streak if I have a problem with that video.

I remarked about how FOOLISH Sarah Palin was in that video - the background and her bragging. I made a remark about the walking contradiction of the entire situation and the stupidity of the staging. Stupidity that, obviously for some people, is so common right now that they don't realize the irony of the entire scenario to begin with.

Sarah Palin bragging about pardoning a turkey while others are slaughtered in the background... If you can't understand the humor in that, John, or can't fathom why I compared Sarah Palin to George W. Bush in my previous comment... Then I think you may have missed out on the last eight years. Lemme tell you, they were a doozey where up was down, wrong was right, and dry was wet.

In other words, the choice put forward of where to stage this interview was idiotic. And to try to spin the entire stupidity point to critics-are-hypocrites... Well, I can't even fathom why you did that. "She looks stupid, maybe I can get them to stop thinking she looks stupid by putting them on the defensive! Yeah! That's the ticket!"

 

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