Thank a Veteran Today

Here are some ways to thank former soldiers for their service to our country.

Call.

Booty-Call.

Write.

Write on their wall.

Write on their body with whipped cream.

Send a thank you note.

Deliver it in person.

Wearing your best nightie.

Have your kids send an email.

Put the kids to bed and send one yourself.

Bake some cookies.

Deliver them dressed up like a nurse or maid or cabana boy and play for a few hours.

While you're at it, thank a veteran of the police or fire departments. Thank a political veteran who secured an Obama victory last week. Thank a veteran social worker who helps the homeless. Thank a mom or dad who sacrifices for their children's future. Thank a veteran of the school system.

There are lots of ways to serve our country.

Wait. If you're going to thank a teacher or former teacher, I have more ideas...