Monday, December 22, 2008

Happy Happy Happy Chanukah


It bears repeating...

Chanukah. Eight crazy nights.

In our house, we break it down with a different theme each evening. Try these ideas and add them to your own celebration:

1st Night - Fun: Has to be something enjoyable. No other redeeming value necessary.

2nd Night - Homemade: The gift must be our own creation. Poem. Rant. Rave. Or stick figures glued together and colored with Crayola's finest. More than likely these are future decorations to be stored away and taken out each December until the kids graduate college. Gifts that keep on giving.

3rd Night - Books: They are a treasure and more valuable than jewelry. You heard me. Old, new, paperback, hard cover - doesn't matter. Whenever someone asks about movies for my children, I politely ask them to get books instead. A book is always better than the movie anyway.

4th Night - Family: A gift we all can use and appreciate. No honey, this doesn't count. Nice try, though.

5th Night - Practical: Underwear. Socks. Sweaters. Important stuff.

6th Night - Charity: We bust open the piggy banks and donate some money to a worthy cause. We talk about why Joshua House, Mother Jones or the American Civil Liberties Union deserves our cash.

7th Night - Educational: Must *encourage* the use of brain cells. Not their destruction.

8th Night - Freebie: Whatever you want. As long as it isn't dangerous or fattening.

Come up with some themes yourselves and don't forget to pass the latkes. Happy Chanukah!

4 Comments:

At 12/22/2008, Blogger QuakerJono said...

You

 
At 12/22/2008, Blogger QuakerJono said...

Erm, "your holiday is better than ours" was the entirety of that thought.

 
At 12/22/2008, Blogger jrtnutt said...

The Jewish religion is much more interesting than the Christian religion. You actually celebrate the "reason for the season" instead of how much you can spend on a Christmas Gift.
I should convert!

 
At 12/22/2008, Blogger The Professor said...

when do you do the airing of the grievances and the feats of strength?

Adam

 

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